On May 3rd 2005, two young ladies ended their telephone conversation with these few lines: “Hear this one Bryanna, I saw James sneaking out of Marsha’s house at about 2am last night, just as I was letting Marc out! Men take the piss!” “Ain’t Karen been with James for about five years now? What a dog! And hold up, wait a minute, what’s Marc doing back in your yard Josey!?” “Bry’, I know he’s a dog but when my cat cries I’ve gotta feed her! As for James, he’s been playing Karen from time. You know what Bry’? We should write a book! We’ve heard too much, seen too much and know too much to just let it all ride!” And here we are today with ‘The Confessions of the Mad Bandits’. This unique book is a compilation of short stories exposing some of the interesting experiences some unfortunate women encounter whilst dating men. This is not a book for the fainthearted, but it will bring a smile to the faces of the like-minded. The stories contain everything you ever wanted to know about sex – how to get it, how to use it and how to abuse it!